Aug 03
Well picture this…
You and this hot chick, on the sofa watching some movie. She gestures to her blouse and says, “Want some of this?”
Jackpot!! Didn’t know you were going to get lucky huh?
She reaches in and….Wait! Put on the breaks.
She pulls out what looks like a bendy straw, “Want some wine?”
Yes folks better than not getting any you get some wine.

buy one today! @ http://www.firebox.com/product/2061/The-WineRack
written by kerry
\\ tags: wine bra
Jul 28
If you can see the number in this picture you are not colour blind.

HINT: number is 5
written by kerry
\\ tags: colour blind, test
Jul 23
I saw this in a *prominent cake shop * . It all seemed fine untill I said the name. If you understand Malay you’ll get the joke.

written by kerry
Jul 17
What the hell is wrong with these parents / adults, who get on the MRT/LRT and promptly pick up their child and get them to stand on the seat?
That child had been walking on the SAME roads and other places they (those dumb ass parents/adults) have been too. So what if the child only walks 30% of the way. Show me the sign by the Ministry of Health that said that 30% was clean?
Seriously, they would not like it if another grown person put their feet on the seat. So what makes it ok for kids??? If you really have to; make the little bugger stand on their parents/uncles/aunties/grandparents lap. That way the idea that if anything gets dirty everyone else does not need to share the “pleasure”.
Where is that * fornicating * Courtesy Lion when you need it?
written by kerry
\\ tags: inconsiderate, LRT, MRT, selfish
Jun 29
Eddie Murphy made a joke about the Honeymooners, Ralf & Ed being a gay couple.
To paraphrase, “When I bend over, start fukkin!”
Well that is what Yahoo! has told every other domain registrar.
I mean the hike from $9.95 to $34.95 is *”Ridikolous kosin Larry” (ala Perfect Strangers)
I mean “Seriously,SERIOUSLY!” (ala Grays Anatomy)
I’m going to Godaddy….yeh right now Yahoo! …. whose your daddy?
I thought their service was cool since I have a few other services with Yahoo! But now the bloom is off the rose, the honeymoon IS over!
Oh well caveat emptor, and also “a fool and his money are soon parted” , I learned my lessons, yes I did.
Yahoo ups annual domain registration fees in Cnet News was the second sign I received.
I thought Yahoo increases domain renewal fees by Dominik Mueller is pretty apt too!
written by kerry
\\ tags: domain, fees, godaddy, registration, Yahoo!
Jun 27
Well folks this is just about the most useful thing I’ve come across. With the frikkin trend of looking slimmer than a chopstick cut in half, this is exactly what you need to add to your list of body parts that need to be made smaller.

written by kerry
\\ tags: slimming
Jun 27
How informative this notice is.
Just in case you didn’t know.
Dduh!!
written by kerry
\\ tags: warning
Jun 26
I was walking through Duxton and saw this sign. Yes, this “entrepreneur” certainly knows how to get his/her business going!
written by kerry
\\ tags: buy, duxton, fool, sell